Wednesday, February 27, 2008

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I Wish My Mechanic...

I wish my mechanic would stop sending me reminders that I need a lube
job and my engine re-stroked, with his picture attached.

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GREAT! The pharmacy made a mistake.

I thought I was taking sleeping pills, instead they were female hormones.

I'm going to scratch that pharmacists eyes out the next time I see him.